January 2012
December 2011
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: blogging
Just set up my double bass pedals!
them: so what did you do in 2011?
me: ran a blog on a mediocre blogging website that usually pisses me off but for some reason i keep coming back
them: what else did you do?
me:
them:
me:
them:
me: blogging is hard work okay
How teens and adults text
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
walks into a chair
me: sorry
chair:
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
alpha--dog asked: YOUR FRIENDS BEST FRIENDS GIRLFRIENDS BROTHER IS
musicaddict143 asked: I love your blog, its beautiful :)
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